Dr. Matt- This may be a semi-long-winded question, but it takes some explaining to get to the heart of it. I just finished reading you blog concerning friends… Adding more pluses, getting rid of minuses, and I have a situation. One of my best friend’s of four years has been on a slippery slope towards […]
Folks, let me tell you about an encounter that happened recently at a book signing for my book, “Just Stop Having Problems, Stupid!” A gentleman came up to me and said, “Dr. Matt, you’ve had all this success and greatness, and built this vast empire upon your great successes. How do I do that?” I […]
Folks, every once in a while, a well-meaning friend will send me a picture of a cat doing something strange, with a caption on the image that is phrased in poor grammar. Now, apparently, generating these photos is a popular pastime on the internet tubes, and for many, it passes as humor, but frankly, I […]
Hey Dr. Matt, how ARE you? Tell me, in your medical opinion, am I ever going to deliver this child out of me? -Really Pregnant Well, R.P. first I should note that I don’t have a “doctorate” in the strictest sense; that is, in the sense that I “graduated” from a “university.” My doctorate is […]
Folks, a friend of mine was recently shaving his eyebrows, and normally he shaves those on a Level 3, but on that particular day, he forgot, and end up shaving those eyebrows on a Level 1. Now, this got me thinking about you and your problems. While I say in my famous book that you […]
Dear Dr. Matt, I’m married, and a girlfriend of mine asked me one day what I did when my husband gets attracted to other women. I told her that it was impossible, that we’re happily married, and people who are happily married don’t get attracted to other people. The thing is, when I said this, […]
Folks, yesterday evening, I was walking downtown to a section of Vancouver we call Gastown (which I believe was named after Simon Gas, the inventor of the circular florescent light), and I was walking from Pender St straight along Carrall St. to this part of the city. This quickly brought me to the intersection of […]
A visitor to my Myspace page left this comment: “Dear Dr. Matt, I need a cure for heartache. What do you recommend? BTW, the mustache is Sexy.” Dear Girl Who Likes My Moustache (GWLMM – I’ll just call you Gollum to make it easier.), I think you stumbled upon something that I detail in my […]